All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)
All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video.
LYRICS:
Pirate:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hackers stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).
I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.
Dream Girl:
Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s.
Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked
’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report.com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
thought about goin’ but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free,
credit report.com baby!
Bike:
Check it out
Gas prices
Blowing up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy
Duration : 0:2:32
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
for the bike 1 does …
for the bike 1 does anybody kno wheree i can get just the beat for that song
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
I love that bike …
I love that bike commercial. The old lady must be one of their grandmothers.
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
my fav one is the …
my fav one is the new car one. i love this commercial
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
the head movement …
the head movement at the end of the new car one was priceless he looked so retarded lol they re commercials rock!!!! LOL
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
they make the best …
they make the best vids ever lol my mom hollers at me for singing they’re songs.
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
i hate the guy in …
i hate the guy in the newest vids
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
Fix your your own …
Fix your your own credit, CreditEZ net
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
Scam
Scam
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
O_O i wanna be in …
O_O i wanna be in one of their commercials looks like fun XD
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
*GASP* O NO my …
*GASP* O NO my favorite one isn’t on here!
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
i love the dudes …
i love the dudes head at the head of the car one! hes like bobbing, hahaha
I JUST LOVE THESE COMMERCIALS.
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
new car!!!
new car!!!
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
haha i love this …
haha i love this oneeee.!
omg there is a new one he is singing on a rollercoaster but he doesnt spell like the other ones.
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
i like them all
i like them all
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
i like the last …
i like the last song! lol! =D
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
lol
lol
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
Dream Girl is the …
Dream Girl is the best
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
the bike one is the …
the bike one is the best out of those buttttt the best is rockstar[:
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
the bike!!!
the bike!!!
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
alsome
alsome
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
the dream girl is …
the dream girl is the best’
lol
but the driving card is good
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
pirate ones the …
pirate ones the best!!! <3
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
I love the bike one …
I love the bike one the best!!!!!!!!!
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
these are sooooo …
these are sooooo funny! LOL
September, 26th 2009 at 6:54 pm
um…do you know …
um…do you know the words i know all except that one and didnt even hear of the last one until right now “bike” or something