“Bad Credit” – Dan Louisell – freecreditreport.com spoof
What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com?
This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win. 
Here are the lyrics, by request:
I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com
after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong
but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by
I saw that every month they’d charged my card about $14.95
so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me
I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice
but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice
online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom
all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com
so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead
my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry
and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry
I had a house and family, but now everything is gone
so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com
Duration : 0:1:31
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
The guy from the …
The guy from the credit report com song is more catchy your is more funny so I’m going to give this a 5 star
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
That was funny I …
That was funny I can’t believe they got my man pan handling.I rate it five stars,check out my video it’s called BCL
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
GREAT!! I knew it …
GREAT!! I knew it couldn’t really be “Free”!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
Awesome!
Awesome!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
love it! you’ve …
love it! you’ve got a great voice
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
5 freakin stars… …
5 freakin stars…awesome
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
aw. this song …
aw. this song dampened my spirits on the new fcrdc commericals coming out…
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
Awesome job, dude! …
Awesome job, dude! I love parodies! X-D
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
good job
good job
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
AWSOME LOVED IT 5 …
AWSOME LOVED IT 5 STARS!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
lmfao funny as hell
lmfao funny as hell
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
HAHA LOVED IT!! 5 …
HAHA LOVED IT!! 5 STARS!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
IRM Moller Miami …
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October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
Dan thanks for …
Dan thanks for spreading the word!!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
At the end of the …
At the end of the commercials, the guy says very fast “offer applies to enrollment in triple advantage” ..but… that is NOT a FREE credit report!! But I agree, the name is misleading.
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
Dan, your the MAN!! …
Dan, your the MAN!!!! Funny and TRUE!!!! I’m putting this on my facebook!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
this song makes me …
this song makes me lol but what are the lyrics to it
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
Awesome man, just …
Awesome man, just awesome.. keep preachin the truth!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
Great job!!! <3ed …
Great job!!! <3ed the song.
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
preach brotha!
preach brotha!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
gahahahaha so true
gahahahaha so true
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
lol awesome!
lol awesome!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
That’s great! …
That’s great! You’ve got real talent!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
It’s so true. It …
It’s so true. It happened to me and I called them and gave them a lashing. Good Stuff!
October, 8th 2009 at 7:49 pm
I heard this song …
I heard this song being played on the Tom Heartman program and found this video. roflmao the same crap happened to us. We had to cancel our credit card to get them to stop charging us.